1 00:00:03,916 --> 00:00:05,918 YO-O-O, JOE! 2 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,704 ♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪ 3 00:00:08,791 --> 00:00:10,445 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 4 00:00:10,532 --> 00:00:13,622 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 5 00:00:13,709 --> 00:00:16,668 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 6 00:00:16,755 --> 00:00:19,236 ♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪ 7 00:00:19,323 --> 00:00:21,151 ♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY 8 00:00:21,238 --> 00:00:24,589 ♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪ 9 00:00:24,676 --> 00:00:27,766 ♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪ 10 00:00:27,853 --> 00:00:30,595 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 11 00:00:30,682 --> 00:00:34,295 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 12 00:00:34,382 --> 00:00:35,861 G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME 13 00:00:35,948 --> 00:00:39,256 FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE. 14 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:42,346 ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA, 15 00:00:42,433 --> 00:00:44,174 A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION 16 00:00:44,261 --> 00:00:47,003 DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD. 17 00:00:47,090 --> 00:00:48,352 ♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP 18 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:50,354 ♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪ 19 00:00:50,441 --> 00:00:52,226 ♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE 20 00:00:52,313 --> 00:00:55,751 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 21 00:00:55,838 --> 00:01:00,451 ♪ G.I. JOE 22 00:01:08,894 --> 00:01:12,550 WILD BILL: All clear in the friendly skies of Washington, D.C., pardners. 23 00:01:12,637 --> 00:01:14,857 NO SIGN OF COBRA ANYWHERE. 24 00:01:21,255 --> 00:01:24,954 Hey, Duke, you sure that Cobra radio message we picked up 25 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:26,477 was for real? 26 00:01:26,564 --> 00:01:28,697 IF A SNAKE WAS PULLING MY LEG, I'D KNOW IT, WILD BILL. 27 00:01:28,784 --> 00:01:31,569 THEY RUN 20 MILLION BUCKS A DAY THROUGH THOSE PRESSES. 28 00:01:31,656 --> 00:01:33,658 I think that might interest Cobra. 29 00:01:33,745 --> 00:01:34,964 Don't you, Scarlett? 30 00:01:35,051 --> 00:01:37,053 MAYBE, MAYBE NOT. 31 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:39,099 YOU'VE SEEN ONE SHEET OF $1,000 BILLS, 32 00:01:39,186 --> 00:01:40,578 YOU'VE PRETTY MUCH SEEN 'EM ALL. 33 00:01:40,665 --> 00:01:43,712 YEAH, WELL, TRY AND FIGHT THE BOREDOM, OKAY? 34 00:01:43,799 --> 00:01:46,628 SNAKE EYES, YOU SEE ANYTHING? 35 00:01:46,715 --> 00:01:48,934 ALL CLEAR INSIDE. 36 00:01:49,021 --> 00:01:53,069 How 'bout you Joes outside? Anything to report? 37 00:01:53,156 --> 00:01:54,592 Cover Girl: COVER GIRL HERE, DUKE. 38 00:01:54,679 --> 00:01:56,420 NOT A REPTILE IN SIGHT. 39 00:01:56,507 --> 00:01:58,335 THIS IS THUNDER. DITTO. 40 00:01:58,422 --> 00:02:00,816 DUKE: How does it look at your end, Gung-Ho? 41 00:02:00,903 --> 00:02:03,688 ALL CLEAR, DUKE. NOTHING HAPPENING HERE, EITHER. 42 00:02:03,775 --> 00:02:06,996 SAME HERE -- NOBODY, NOTHING, NOHOW. 43 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:09,477 I'M LOSING MY PATIENCE WITH THOSE SNAKES. 44 00:02:09,564 --> 00:02:11,000 [ BARKS ] 45 00:02:11,087 --> 00:02:12,436 [ LAUGHS ] 46 00:02:12,523 --> 00:02:14,525 YOU GOT TO HAVE SOME BEFORE YOU CAN LOSE IT, MUTT. 47 00:02:14,612 --> 00:02:17,049 JUST SIT TIGHT. THEY'LL SHOW. 48 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:19,356 Man: AND THIS IS THE MAIN PRINTING PLANT 49 00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:22,577 WHERE BILLS OF ALL DENOMINATIONS ARE -- 50 00:02:22,664 --> 00:02:25,188 COBRA! 51 00:02:28,974 --> 00:02:31,803 OH, MY GOODNESS! AAH! 52 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:33,936 NO ONE MOVE! 53 00:02:34,023 --> 00:02:36,243 THIS FACILITY HAS BEEN SEIZED BY COBRA! 54 00:02:36,330 --> 00:02:38,767 OH, YEAH? 55 00:02:38,854 --> 00:02:40,508 Bludd: MAJOR BLUDD TO F.A.N.G. SQUADRON -- 56 00:02:40,595 --> 00:02:42,814 ONTO THE ROOF WE GO, MATES! 57 00:02:46,340 --> 00:02:48,777 BLUDD TO COBRA HEADQUARTERS! 58 00:02:48,864 --> 00:02:51,954 Cobra Commander: I TRUST YOU HAVE GOOD NEWS, MAJOR. 59 00:02:52,041 --> 00:02:56,611 WELL, WE GOT COMPLETE CONTROL OF THE OLD BUREAU OF ENGRAVING. 60 00:02:56,698 --> 00:02:58,265 IS THAT GOOD NEWS? 61 00:02:58,352 --> 00:02:59,614 EXCELLENT! 62 00:02:59,701 --> 00:03:02,791 WITH NO INTERFERENCE FROM G.I. JOE? 63 00:03:02,878 --> 00:03:05,446 WELL, NOT SO YOU'D NOTICE. 64 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:07,839 Cobra Officer: NOW, EVERYBODY KEEP STILL! 65 00:03:07,926 --> 00:03:10,625 I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANYBODY SO MUCH AS BREATHE! 66 00:03:12,279 --> 00:03:14,324 NOW! 67 00:03:30,949 --> 00:03:33,517 WELL, THIS IS GETTING EXPENSIVE! 68 00:03:38,130 --> 00:03:39,044 MAJOR BLUDD! 69 00:03:39,131 --> 00:03:41,046 WHAT'S HE UP TO? 70 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:49,751 LAY ME SOME COVER, SCARLETT! 71 00:03:49,838 --> 00:03:51,187 I'M GOING AFTER MAJOR BLUDD! 72 00:03:51,274 --> 00:03:53,015 YOU GOT IT! 73 00:04:08,857 --> 00:04:12,600 YOU COULD GET HURT PLAYING WITH FIRECRACKERS, MAJOR! 74 00:04:12,687 --> 00:04:14,950 -COBRA! -COBRA! -COBRA! 75 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:19,955 YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE BIT LATE, G.I. JOE! 76 00:04:22,044 --> 00:04:24,264 BETTER LATE THAN NEVER. 77 00:04:33,447 --> 00:04:34,926 [ LAUGHS ] 78 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:36,624 TOOK A LITTLE TUMBLE, EH? 79 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:47,199 MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! 80 00:04:50,638 --> 00:04:53,205 BE SEEING YOU BACK AT THE OLD COBRA TEMPLE, MATE! 81 00:04:56,339 --> 00:04:59,864 SNAKE EYES, WE'VE GOT TO TAKE OUT THAT CATWALK! 82 00:05:05,043 --> 00:05:07,219 THERE SHE GOES! 83 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:10,092 [ COBRAS SCREAM ] 84 00:05:10,832 --> 00:05:13,791 IT'S QUIET AS GRANT'S TOMB OUTSIDE. 85 00:05:13,878 --> 00:05:16,141 IN HERE, TOO -- FINALLY. 86 00:05:16,228 --> 00:05:18,927 WE FIGURED AS MUCH, WITH DUKE AROUND. 87 00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:20,755 DUKE! 88 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:27,152 DUKE, WHAT HAPPENED? 89 00:05:27,239 --> 00:05:31,461 ANYBODY GET THE LICENSE NUMBER OF THAT CRUISE MISSILE? 90 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:32,723 YOU'RE ALL RIGHT? 91 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:36,205 YEAH, IF YOU CAN CALL A BROKEN HEAD ALL RIGHT. 92 00:05:36,292 --> 00:05:38,207 OH, DEAR LORD, NO! 93 00:05:38,294 --> 00:05:40,862 THAT'S OKAY, PAL. I'LL BE -- 94 00:05:40,949 --> 00:05:43,560 THEY TOOK THE A-4 CASSETTE! 95 00:05:43,647 --> 00:05:46,607 NO KIDDING! A-4, HUH? 96 00:05:46,694 --> 00:05:48,870 Scarlett: WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THAT CASSETTE? 97 00:05:48,957 --> 00:05:51,002 [ COBRA COMMANDER LAUGHS ] 98 00:05:51,089 --> 00:05:53,701 THE JOES ARE SUCH FOOLS! 99 00:05:53,788 --> 00:05:55,093 THEY THOUGHT WE WERE AFTER 100 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:58,445 A FEW MILLION GRUBBY AMERICAN DOLLARS, 101 00:05:58,532 --> 00:06:01,839 WHEN WHAT WE WANT IS SO MUCH GRANDER! 102 00:06:01,926 --> 00:06:05,669 PLAY THE TAPE, MAJOR, BEFORE IT DECAYS WITH AGE. 103 00:06:05,756 --> 00:06:07,497 HERE YOU GO, MATES. 104 00:06:07,584 --> 00:06:10,282 CASSETTE A-4. 105 00:06:11,762 --> 00:06:13,764 EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW 106 00:06:13,851 --> 00:06:18,508 ABOUT THE GOLD DEPOSITORY AT FORT KNOX. 107 00:06:18,595 --> 00:06:21,816 INCLUDING HOW TO GET IN! 108 00:06:21,903 --> 00:06:23,861 [ LAUGHS ] 109 00:06:42,184 --> 00:06:46,188 Scarlett: THERE'S $60 BILLION IN GOLD STORED INSIDE FORT KNOX. 110 00:06:46,275 --> 00:06:47,624 WITH THAT KIND OF CAPITAL, 111 00:06:47,711 --> 00:06:50,279 COBRA COMMANDER WOULDN'T HAVE TO CONQUER THE WORLD -- 112 00:06:50,366 --> 00:06:51,411 HE COULD BUY IT. 113 00:06:51,498 --> 00:06:53,195 WILD BILL: Hey, look alive, pardners. 114 00:06:53,282 --> 00:06:55,327 FORT KNOX COMING UP YONDER! 115 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:58,722 Stack: YOU CAN TELL YOUR CONVOY TO MAKE A U-TURN! 116 00:06:58,809 --> 00:07:02,073 I HAVE AN ENTIRE MECHANIZED DIVISION OUT THERE, 117 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:06,251 AND I DON'T NEED G.I. JOE'S HELP TO DEFEND MY POST! 118 00:07:06,338 --> 00:07:08,906 DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? 119 00:07:08,993 --> 00:07:10,560 OH, SERGEANT HAUSER. 120 00:07:10,647 --> 00:07:12,867 ORDERS FROM WASHINGTON, GENERAL STACK. 121 00:07:12,954 --> 00:07:16,261 WHETHER YOU NEED US OR NOT, YOU'VE GOT US. 122 00:07:25,401 --> 00:07:28,491 [ COUGHING ] 123 00:07:28,578 --> 00:07:29,753 THIS IS RIDICULOUS! 124 00:07:32,843 --> 00:07:34,018 FOLLOW ME! 125 00:07:34,105 --> 00:07:35,759 I'LL SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I NEED REINFORCEMENTS! 126 00:07:42,810 --> 00:07:46,553 NOW DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN? 127 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:49,991 AND THE WALLS OF THIS BUILDING ARE TITANIUM ALLOY, 128 00:07:50,078 --> 00:07:52,036 20 FEET THICK. 129 00:07:52,123 --> 00:07:56,388 AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE, YOUR SERVICES ARE NOT NEEDED. 130 00:07:56,476 --> 00:08:00,175 IF YOU DON'T MIND, GENERAL, WE'LL HANG AROUND FOR A WHILE. 131 00:08:00,262 --> 00:08:02,525 BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY. 132 00:08:02,612 --> 00:08:05,310 IN ALL OF MY 30 YEARS OF SERVICE, 133 00:08:05,397 --> 00:08:08,444 I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH GROSS INSUBORDINATION! 134 00:08:08,531 --> 00:08:09,880 I'LL HAVE YOU BUSTED -- 135 00:08:11,055 --> 00:08:12,622 [ MUFFLED TALKING ] 136 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:16,191 Shh! NOT A SOUND, GENERAL, 137 00:08:16,278 --> 00:08:19,411 UNLESS YOU WANT IT TO BE YOUR LAST. 138 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:22,676 THAT VIDEO WASN'T LYING, ZARTAN. 139 00:08:22,763 --> 00:08:25,809 THIS OLD TUNNEL REALLY IS THE ROAD TO RICHES! 140 00:08:25,896 --> 00:08:29,117 REMOVE THE GENERAL'S UNIFORM. 141 00:08:29,204 --> 00:08:31,641 Duke: COBRA'S OVERDUE. 142 00:08:31,728 --> 00:08:34,078 TO PULL THIS OFF, THEY'D HAVE TO STRIKE SOON. 143 00:08:34,165 --> 00:08:35,906 I HOPE YOU'RE NOT COMPLAINING. 144 00:08:35,993 --> 00:08:37,995 -NO, JUST A -- -DUKE, LOOK! 145 00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:42,783 WHAT'S THE BUZZ, PRIVATE? 146 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:44,175 WHY ARE YOU LEAVING YOUR POSTS? 147 00:08:44,262 --> 00:08:46,482 GENERAL STACK'S ORDERS, SIR. 148 00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:49,659 THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! 149 00:08:52,096 --> 00:08:54,446 GENERAL, WHAT'S GOING ON? 150 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,361 WHY'D YOU ORDER THE TROOPS OUT OF THE VAULT? 151 00:08:56,448 --> 00:09:00,975 WHY, I'M SETTING A TRAP, OF COURSE... 152 00:09:01,062 --> 00:09:02,150 FOR YOU! 153 00:09:02,237 --> 00:09:03,325 Scarlett: ZARTAN! 154 00:09:03,412 --> 00:09:05,022 COBRA! 155 00:09:09,766 --> 00:09:12,552 WHAT THE BLAZES IS GOING ON IN THERE? 156 00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:35,575 SCRAMBLE THE SkyStrikers, FAST! 157 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:37,751 DON'T LET THOSE PLANES GET OFF THE GROUND. 158 00:09:37,838 --> 00:09:38,665 DIVE! 159 00:09:48,762 --> 00:09:50,677 WE GOT TO GET OUR PLANES IN THE AIR! 160 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:02,602 THAT'S IT. 161 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:04,647 THEY CLEANED US OUT. 162 00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:08,956 THE DOOR! HEAD FOR IT! 163 00:10:11,088 --> 00:10:13,482 IT'S CLOSING! MOVE! 164 00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:19,836 Zartan: IT'S A BIT TOO SOLID TO PUNCH THROUGH, YOU KNOW. 165 00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:22,230 TIME TO SURRENDER, WOULDN'T YOU SAY? 166 00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:41,292 WE GOT TO GET INSIDE THE DEPOSITORY! 167 00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:42,511 LET'S GO! 168 00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:46,210 YO-O-O, JOE! 169 00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:49,213 -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! 170 00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:01,748 [ MUFFLED SHOUTING ] 171 00:11:10,452 --> 00:11:12,454 I'M CURIOUS, ZARTAN. 172 00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:14,021 NOW THAT YOU'VE GOT THE GOLD, 173 00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:15,675 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH IT? 174 00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:18,503 YEAH, YOU CAN'T EXACTLY CART IT OFF 175 00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:19,722 IN A RENT-A-TRUCK, CAN YOU? 176 00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:22,072 YOU NEEDN'T BE CONCERNED. 177 00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:24,945 WE HAVE A VERY EFFICIENT MEANS OF TRANSPORT. 178 00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:30,951 THE COBRA BULLET -- FULLY ARMED, FULL ARMORED, 179 00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:34,171 TOP SPEED -- 200 MILES PER HOUR. 180 00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:36,783 IT WILL CARRY THE GOLD TO THE COAST, 181 00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:40,264 WHERE A FLEET OF COBRA SUBMARINES IS WAITING. 182 00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:42,789 AND BY THIS TIME TOMORROW, 183 00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:46,488 YOUR COUNTRY WILL BE DEAD BROKE. 184 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:54,583 HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET PAST THAT? 185 00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:56,759 UH, ANYBODY GOT A CAN OPENER? 186 00:11:56,846 --> 00:12:00,371 NO, BUT I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 187 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:04,027 ZARTAN, THE JOES HAVE RETAKEN THE DEPOSITORY. 188 00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:06,421 IF THEY BREAK INTO THE VAULT AND FIND THE TUNNEL... 189 00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:08,858 THEY'LL STILL BE TOO LATE. 190 00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:12,209 THE TRAIN AND THE GOLD WILL BE GONE. 191 00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:14,472 WHAT'S KEEPING THUNDER? 192 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:17,737 I THOUGHT HE HAD SOME BIG PLAN TO GET INTO THE VAULT! 193 00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:18,607 [ VEHICLE APPROACHES ] 194 00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:20,174 SORRY. 195 00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:22,611 HAD TROUBLE GETTING HER STARTED, 196 00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,526 BUT SHE'S RUNNING FINE NOW. 197 00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:29,836 I, UH, THINK YOU ALL MIGHT WANT TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY. 198 00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:37,931 Short Fuze: I DON'T BELIEVE IT! 199 00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:40,324 Gung-Ho: EMPTY AS A POOR MAN'S WALLET. 200 00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:43,980 Mutt: THEY STOLE THE GOLD RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER OUR NOSES! 201 00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:48,158 NOT TO MENTION DUKE, SCARLETT, AND SNAKE EYES. 202 00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:51,422 [ SNIFFING ] 203 00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:53,163 [ BARKING ] 204 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,905 PUT A LID ON IT, DOG! 205 00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:58,516 HEY, LET GO! WHAT'S GOT INTO YOU? 206 00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:02,042 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 207 00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:03,391 MUTT! 208 00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:05,697 YOU OKAY, MUTT? 209 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,875 NO, I BANGED MY FOOL HEAD. 210 00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:12,617 BUT I THINK IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN WORTH IT. 211 00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:15,838 LET'S SEE WHERE THIS THING LEADS. 212 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:19,624 Zartan: ANOTHER FEW MINUTES, AND WE'RE OFF. 213 00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:23,933 SAY, ZARTAN, WHY DRAG THESE DINGOES AROUND? 214 00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:25,892 THEY AIN'T GOOD FOR MUCH. 215 00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:30,374 NO. CAN'T EAT 'EM, CAN'T DRINK 'EM, CAN'T SPEND 'EM. 216 00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:34,117 HEY, LET'S WASTE 'EM. 217 00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:36,337 NOT JUST YET. 218 00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:39,644 THEY'RE GOING TO BE OUR INSURANCE POLICY. 219 00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,648 BLAST IT! WHAT'S KEEPING OUR GUYS? 220 00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:46,477 Wild Bill: I GOT A SIGHTING, GUNG-HO. 221 00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:49,959 THE VARMINTS HAVE A TRAIN AT THE END OF THAT TUNNEL. 222 00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:52,135 THREE GUESSES WHAT'S ON IT. 223 00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:56,792 I ONLY NEED ONE. LET'S GO, GUYS! 224 00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,446 [ JUNKYARD BARKS ] 225 00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:00,317 [ TRAIN HORN BLOWS ] 226 00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:02,972 THEY'RE GETTING AWAY WITH THE GOLD! 227 00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:11,372 [ GRUNTS ] 228 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:29,477 Gung-Ho: THERE GOES COBRA WITH THE GOLD. 229 00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:31,871 HEAD BACK DOWN THE TUNNEL! 230 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:35,787 WILD BILL, KEEP TRACK OF THAT TRAIN WHILE WE GET SOME WHEELS! 231 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,572 Wild Bill: YOU GOT IT! 232 00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:40,531 Short Fuze: WHEELS? WHAT WHEELS? 233 00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:42,969 Zap: WHEELS ARE IN SHORT SUPPLY, GUNG-HO. 234 00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:45,449 WELL, GRAB WHAT YOU CAN. 235 00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:46,450 MOVE IT! 236 00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:47,843 [ JUNKYARD BARKS ] 237 00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:52,674 I'VE SEEN TURTLES GO QUICKER THAN THIS. 238 00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:56,330 WE'LL NEVER CATCH THAT TRAIN! 239 00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:58,071 WAIT, I GOT IT! 240 00:14:58,158 --> 00:15:00,769 THERE'S AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE LIVES DOWN THIS ROAD! 241 00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:03,380 HE'S GOT SOME REAL TRANSPORTATION! 242 00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:05,382 GEE, THANKS, MR. MURPHY! 243 00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:07,689 Murphy: SURE, THUNDER. GLAD TO HELP. 244 00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,647 TAKE ALL THE MOUNTS YOU NEED. 245 00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:13,608 HORSES? WE'RE GONNA CATCH A BULLET TRAIN WITH HORSES? 246 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:16,263 NOT JUST ANY HORSES, SON. 247 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:18,265 YOU'RE LOOKING AT THOROUGHBREDS, 248 00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:20,528 THE FASTEST IN THE WORLD! 249 00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:24,097 Gung-Ho: THEY LOOK A LITTLE, UH, SPIRITED. 250 00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:26,360 YOU'D RATHER HAVE A NAG? 251 00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:29,319 WELL, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH... 252 00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:30,320 [ BARKS ] 253 00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:31,887 [ NEIGHS ] 254 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:34,672 DON'T COMPLAIN TO ME. THIS WASN'T MY IDEA. 255 00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:39,025 OKAY, JOES, MOUNT UP! 256 00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:41,418 EASY, NOW, BOY. 257 00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,293 [ NEIGHS ] 258 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:49,861 YA-HOO! 259 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:53,343 IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED... 260 00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:54,823 [ NICKERS ] 261 00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:57,304 WHOA! 262 00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,175 OH-HO, NO. 263 00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:01,438 BE REASONABLE, HORSE! 264 00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:04,702 I'M REALLY NOT DRESSED FOR RIDING. 265 00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:08,793 AND I DIDN'T JOIN THE HORSE CAVALRY! 266 00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:12,797 HEY, NOTHING TO IT! 267 00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:14,799 AAH! 268 00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:19,152 WE SHOULD'VE TOOK A BUS. 269 00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:22,546 Wild Bill: HEY, GUNG-HO, YOU BETTER SPEED IT UP! 270 00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:24,287 COBRA'S MOVING FAST. 271 00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:28,509 BELIEVE IT OR NOT, WE'RE FINALLY ON OUR WAY, WILD BILL! 272 00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:34,210 DIDN'T I TELL YOU THEY WERE FAST? 273 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:37,779 YEAH, BUT THAT TRAIN HAS A BIG HEAD START. 274 00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:39,085 [ TRAIN HORN BLARES ] 275 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,521 JUST FOLLOW ME! 276 00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,827 WE'LL HEAD 'EM OFF AT THE PASS! 277 00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:45,787 NOW, THERE'S AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT. 278 00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:56,145 THEY'LL NEVER CATCH US NOW. 279 00:16:56,232 --> 00:17:00,323 OUR INSURANCE POLICY PAID OFF. 280 00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:03,283 ALL RIGHT, ELIMINATE THE PRISONERS. 281 00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:04,980 YES, SIR. 282 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,895 BRING THE FIRST PRISONER. 283 00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:12,335 Scarlett: OH, NO! 284 00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:15,512 SNAKE EYES! 285 00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:19,516 STOP! NO! AAH! 286 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:35,663 YO-O-O, JOE! 287 00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:43,105 UP TOP, GUYS. 288 00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:45,673 LET'S GET TO THE ENGINE AND STOP THIS TRAIN! 289 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,632 WHY NOT? I'VE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO. 290 00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:01,080 [ HORSES WHINNY ] 291 00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:10,437 [ TRAIN HORN BLARES ] 292 00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:15,833 WE MADE IT. AND HERE SHE COMES! 293 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,227 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON UP FRONT? 294 00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:25,234 OH, NO! 295 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,546 LET'S RIDE! 296 00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,548 SHE'S SLOWIN' DOWN, BOYS! 297 00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:37,942 -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! 298 00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:03,142 LET'S GET THIS CRATE MOVING, ZARTAN! 299 00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:09,409 AHA! 300 00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:12,412 IF THE JOES WANT THE GOLD BACK THIS BADLY, 301 00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:14,762 THEN I'LL GIVE 'EM WHAT THEY WANT... 302 00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:17,504 RIGHT ON TOP OF THEIR BLOODY HEADS! 303 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,118 BLAST IT ALL! IT DIDN'T WORK! 304 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,164 IT'S YOUR TURN, ZARTAN! 305 00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:30,038 THAT'S NOT NICE! 306 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,651 [ CHAINSAW BUZZES ] 307 00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:36,087 WITH THESE GUYS, 308 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,177 YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE EYES IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD! 309 00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:46,707 Buzzer: WHOA! IT CUT THROUGH THE PRESSURE REGULATOR! 310 00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:54,454 Torch: ZARTAN, SHE'S GONNA BLOW! 311 00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:00,329 WHOO-EY! 312 00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:03,202 I HOPE OUR GUYS ARE ALL RIGHT. 313 00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:11,775 Zartan: THIS WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN, 314 00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:15,126 OR FORGIVEN, G.I. JOE. 315 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,869 WHAT WOULD YOU THINK IF I CHANGED MY HAIR COLOR? 316 00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:20,393 WHAT? 317 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:24,092 I WAS THINKING MAYBE BLACK AND BLUE, TO MATCH MY FACE. 318 00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:28,618 WAS THIS TRIP REALLY NECESSARY? 319 00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:30,968 YOU FOLKS OKAY? 320 00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:34,581 I'VE GOT A MEDICAL KIT BACK IN THE DRAGONFL-- 321 00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:39,760 WHY, YOU ORNERY, THIEVIN' POLECATS! 322 00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:43,633 AW, DAD-BLAME IT! 323 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,201 CAN'T TURN YOUR BACK ON 'EM FOR A SECOND. 324 00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:48,464 WELL, AT LEAST WE SAVED THE GOLD. 325 00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:50,161 WHICH REMINDS ME -- 326 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,990 GENERAL STACK OWES US AN APOLOGY. 327 00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:56,907 Stack: I'LL PUT IT IN WRITING, IF YOU'D LIKE, SERGEANT HAUSER. 328 00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:58,779 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU. 329 00:20:58,866 --> 00:21:01,651 YOU SHOULD THANK SPENCER MURPHY, TOO, GENERAL. 330 00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:03,000 WITHOUT HIS HORSES... 331 00:21:03,087 --> 00:21:05,742 YOU'LL GET A MEDAL FOR THIS, MR. MURPHY. 332 00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:09,224 I'D RATHER HAVE MY HORSES BACK, GENERAL. 333 00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:11,748 AW, WE GOT TO GIVE 'EM BACK? 334 00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:14,534 BUT I WAS JUST GETTING THE HANG OF IT! 335 00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:16,057 WHOA! 336 00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:17,537 [ LAUGHTER ] 337 00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:21,105 GO AHEAD, LAUGH! 338 00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:24,718 THERE'S MORE THAN ONE WAY TO RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET! 339 00:21:26,676 --> 00:21:28,069 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 340 00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:33,857 HAPPY TRAILS, GUNG-HO!